I’m Baaaaack!!! Did I miss anything?

So apparently when I said I was going on vacation, I really meant, 8 1/2 month blog coma.  Hope I don’t find out in a few weeks that I’ve fathered some little blog children.  My sincerest apologies to all 7 of my loyal readers for abandoning you these past months, I feel like some terrible combination of Dylan McKay’s father and Natalee Holloway.  I’m not even really sure what that’s supposed to mean, I’m still a bit rusty after not having used half my brain since April.