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About Me

I was told I was born in New York, but to be perfectly honest, I don’t remember my birth, so for all I know I was created in a test tube in Mongolia.   I could bore you with details of my childhood – like how my first word spoken was “cookie”,  or how when I was in pre-school I was interviewed by a local newspaper and I said I wanted to be Michael Jackson when I was older, or how when I was in second grade, I was doing math at a fifth grade level – but I’ll skip all that, since a lot has changed.

Now I’m 30, cookies have been replaced by beer, Michael is a distant last place among guys with the last name Jackson that I’d most want to be like, and now I am pleased to say that I am now doing math at a sixth grade level!!!

Let’s see, what else is important to know about me?  I’m married (no thanks to my first girlfriend who turned out to not like men when all was said and done).  We have two “kids”, Lucie and BIFF, who smell terrible always (no joke, I’m convinced when I’m not looking they go hang out with a pack of skunks and eat chili together).

I love sports, TV, movies, and movies about televised sports.  Also a big fan of red meat, random road trips, saturday afternoon naps, smoke-free bingo halls, cuban cigars, any scotch with the name Glen in it, and gasoline fights.  Not a big fan of coconut, Lucie and BIFF’s gas, take-out sushi, when TV shows overrun what’s being recorded on the DVR, and bear traps.

Most importantly, I just like to talk about anything random that’s on my mind and I want to be able to share my thoughts, dreams, and incoherent ramblings with everyone in hopes that you’ll be thoroughly amused or offended, I’ll take either reaction.

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One Response

  1. Hi Jarrett!! Glad to see you are doing this. You have a great imagination, a way with words, and a terrific sense of humor. Plus, you are from Herndon and live down the road from me. I love your doggies. Need to send you a picture of my staff, which would be a bichon named Delilah. She usually just licks envelopes…

    Anyway, just wanted to say ‘hi.’ Friend me on facebook!!!

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