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    • SNL just blew the opening Charlie Sheen skit. Going to bed instead of watching this unfunny show. #winning 9 years ago
    • Best idea I've heard so far this week - have Charlie Sheen host next year's Oscars. Highest ratings ever! 9 years ago
    • I still can't believe that Kathryn Bigelow directed Point Break. I am an EFF-BEE-EYE agent. #oscars 9 years ago
    • Wow, first the Globes and now the Oscars fail to recognize Corey Haim. Feldman's gonna be pissed. 9 years ago
    • After loss to #knicks, Miami Heat now 14-15 against teams with a .500 record or better #justsayin 9 years ago

Contact Me

If you would like to contact me, here’s how to do so.

EMAIL – jarrettfischer@gmail.com

TWITTER – follow me and my happenings @jarrettfischer


BRAILLE – two dots, a dash, another dot, and three long dashes

YELLING – just scream my name loud enough and I’ll come along. If I don’t, scream louder.

SINGING TELEGRAM – no longer accepting singing telegrams at this time after watching the telegram scene from Clue

OUIJA BOARD – uh, nevermind, not available at this time.

ICQ – does anyone use that anymore?

TWO CANS CONNECTED BY A STRING – temporarily unavailable, my can is in the shop getting repaired


SMOKE SIGNAL – best possible way to get a hold of me, since there’s a 92% chance I’ll have marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers on me already.

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