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Fischer’s Friday Five

So apparently the Oscars were a couple of weekends ago and from what I saw it was fairly unimpressive. James Franco might have made David Letterman look like a great choice for host and Anne Hathaway was trying way too hard. By the way, is it just me or has she lost about 90% of her hotness over the past five years? I’m not even she did anything wrong except aged awkwardly. I’m probably in the minority there but just thought I’d see if anyone agrees.

One thing I was happy to see was Natalie Portman win the Best Actress award for several reasons. First, she’s from my home town of Syosset, Long Island (represent) and second, while her main competition Annette Benning was good in The Kids Are All Right, I didn’t think the performance was Oscar worthy, especially since she was on the screen as much as, if not less then Julianne Moore. But Portman gave it her all in Black Swan and it was so good she decided to get knocked up by one of her dancers in the movie. So for that we celebrate her.

I’m Jarrett, It’s Friday, and here’s my five…

TOP FIVE NATALIE PORTMAN PERFORMANCES

Quick note, I did finally see The King’s Speech last week and while Colin Firth absolutely deserved the Oscar, I can’t come up with five movies that he was in that I like, in fact the only good one he did was Love Actually (the best chick flick ever, totally acceptable for guys to watch). Also this is a list of her best performances and not necessarily the best overall movie.

Honorable Mention: The Professional – that’s about it

Dishonorable Mention: just about everything else she’s done (Anywhere But Here, Mars Attacks, Star Wars I thru III, V For Vendetta, etc.)

Heat

Not that large of a role here playing Al Pacino’s daughter but considering all the crappy roles she’s had and how awesome this movie is (yes that goes against my criteria for the list), it sneaks into the Top 5.

Garden State

Her first real non-Star Wars role as an adult, and she was a standout in this little indy flick written and directed by Zach Braff (white Scrubs).  A bit of a depressing film (in fact, most of her good films are based on depressing roles), but combined with a killer soundtrack this is one worth checking out.  Plus, there’s a great scene of shooting an arrow directly in the air and dodging it on the way down.  Or as we call it in the Fischer household – Sunday afternoons.

Closer

Quite possibly the most disturbing movie I have ever seen that involves love, sex and relationship (good and bad).  If you haven’t seen it and you’re not depressed, check it out.  Clive Owen, Jude Law, Julia Roberts and Portman as on-again, off-again lovers and fighters.  I’m not even entirely certain what the purpose of this movie was excite to drub up bad memories for most probably, but Portman was outstanding and sexy here, and her scenes with Clive were the highlights of the movies (both won Golden Globes for this and were nominated for Oscars).

Black Swan

So good, that she might actually win an Oscar for this role…oh wait, nevermind.  Considering the scenes with Mila Kunis, I’m not sure why I don’t have this ranked as her best performance ever.

Beautiful Girls

Obviously not a better movie than Black Swan, but there was just something so mesmorizing about this performance of hers, that you couldn’t help but notice her and think that she had a future in Hollywood.  It’s next to impossible to make a movie that also stars Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Rappaport watchable, but kudos to Natalie for pulling it off.

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Fischer’s Friday Five

I’ve got an apple pie in the oven and Maggie’s watching the last 15 minutes of some Housewives show, I think it’s Cleveland-based, I don’t know, so I’m going to ditch my usual classy style and bust out a quick Top 5 for all y’all and then you’re free to enjoy your weekend. Again, be warned, this is being written quick with zero thought or spell check – basically no different then every other blog post.

I’m Jarrett, It’s Friday, and here’s my five…

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